But who is she really?

TODAY I CAN SAY WITHOUT QUESTION OR HESITATION THAT I AM A CREATIVE SPIRIT WITH A FLAIR FOR THE DRAMATIC. I’M A TOMBOY ALL GROWN UP SO YOU MAY CATCH ME IN A DRESS WITH A BEAT FACE AND A BADASS SHOE. BUT I FEEL THE SEXIEST IN A VINTAGE T-SHIRT, OLD NAVY JEANS, AND A PAIR OF CHUCKS. I AM AN INTROVERT BY NATURE BUT I ENJOY THE ADVENTURES OF ENGAGING IN EXTROVERT ACTIVITIES. I AM A TELLER OF STORIES AND A TERRIBLE SINGER THAT WON’T STOP SINGING. I’M A CLOSET NICE GIRL, I DON’T WANT PEOPLE TO ALWAYS EXPECT MY KINDNESS BECAUSE I’M ALSO THE PRINCESS OF PETTY AND COMPLETELY OKAY WITH BEING BOTH. I AM AN OVERTHINKER AND PRACTICAL JOKER, I’M INSECURE ABOUT EVERYTHING WHILE TRYING TO BE CONFIDENT ABOUT EVERYTHING WHICH MAKES ME A LIVING BREATHING HYPOCRITE. I AM COMPLICATED, MAGICAL, SARCASTIC, AND KINDA CLASSY AND WITH EVERY BIT OF DOPENESS THAT I AM, THERE IS AN EQUAL DOSE OF WHAT THE FUCK. (**SHRUGS**) I LOVE TO LOVE BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL COMPLETE. LAST, FOR NOW, BUT DEFINITELY NOT LEAST I’M FUNNY, I MEAN REALLY FUCKIN FUNNY.